Thursday, September 17, 2009

I Love My Little Ta Ta's!

Well hello there. I thought that title might catch your eye ;). Glad that I've got your attention. I need your help.. Just like a woman to use her ta ta's to lure you into helping huh?

Do you remember our awesome church secretary that I told you about here?

Well, if you don't, she's one of those rare people that actually look like Jesus. You can talk to her and she can somehow inspire you to change things about yourself that needs to change all the while she is building you up and never saying a critical word. She is such a blessing to us all and I know she has absolutely no idea. Which is probably why she is able to be such a blessing.

Anyway, back to the ta tas. Pam is a breast cancer survivor and I have gotten the opportunity to walk in the Miracle Walk our city hosts with her to raise money for the cause for women in our community. And, I have also already been challenged by a few of my friends to wear one of the Ta Ta t-shirts while I walk.. So here is the deal... I think it's worth rocking the boat for this cause. You know, I'm a preacher's wife and referring to personal body parts as ta ta's can be quite scandalous. So I'm setting the goal high at 500 dollars.. If I raise 500 dollars then I will let you choose which shirt that I wear from the choices below:






Really, five hundred isn't THAT much. If everyone that visits my blog will just donate a dollar or two, or if just fifty of you donate ten dollars.. You get it.. No diffusion of responsibility here.. I'm sure that they will except it if I go over my goal.

You can donate a few ways:
1. make a donation through paypal to danaellis78@hotmail.com
2. Send a check to my house if you have that address or if you don't, e-mail me for it.
3. Hand it to me or someone that you know will be seeing me.

And, I guarantee you a full report with pictures and the whispers I hear behind my back :).

And, if you're like me and don't think it should be a big deal if a preacher's wife wears a ta tas t-shirt, then donate because you too love the ta tas. Because little as they might be, I love my little ta ta's and I'm kind of fond of the idea of keeping them! And another little secret, my husband would like me to keep them too!

And if you feel so inclined as to throw support my way by tweeting, blogging, or posting on facebook about it. Well, then that would just make my day!

Blessings,
Dana

13 comments:

Pam said...

Has North Augusta gotten a new secretary, cause I have no idea who that woman is you are talking about!
And as far as the tee shirt goes...I'm all for the preacher's wife being scandalous. You'll fit right in...you do know that secretary you talked about and the treasure have a thing going? Scandalous! Absolutely scandalous!

Love ya Dana!

Pam said...

I'll repeat my fb challenge for your bloggers. If you (Dana) wear a tee shirt that says "save the Ta Ta's" I'll have one made that says "Save the Ta Ta's before it's too late" and wear half my tas.

Dana said...

told you she is awesome!

Jay said...

Apparently, she is awesome. You'll have to introduce me next weekend.

I'll totally link this post and I will facebook you too.

Sara-Beth said...

I can't wait to vote on a shirt! I am sure you will surpass your goal!

Kelly said...

I had no idea that you were a preachers wife or that you lived so close to where I live! I think it's awesome that you want to wear the shirt. I would like to have one myself! I'm sorry I don't have any extra money to help you. This cause is close to my heart as my best friend is currently waiting to have a lump biopsy. Good luck!

Holly said...

What a great cause. Good luck!

Michael and Hannah said...

Okay, when I saw the title of this post on my blogroll, I was totally expecting it to be a Chloeism or something! Was wondering what her ta-ta was... wasn't expecing THAT kind of ta-ta! You spunky minister's wife, you!!

Brenda Collins said...

Please wear the shirt! I will pay $100.00 for you to wear the shirt. Oh, all 3 of my grandmothers have had breast cancer as well, so please wear the shirt for them. Check will be in the mail! Love you Dana! Love you Pam! And I love you Sharon Moberly, Mable Trent and Dorothy Reynolds.

Lynn said...

Hey - My check for $25 will be in the mail tomorrow. Wear the ta-ta shirt, throw your chest out, and walk for "Granmaw" (a 36 year breast cancer survivor.)

Dana said...

Thanks ya'll!

Christine said...

Dana you are hilarious! When is the walk? This might be something great to have Gail add to the MOPS newsletter. Who knows there be other moms walking too. Do you mind if I call and ask her?

Dana said...

The walk is October 17th. I think there are some other moms walking. It would be great to add it in the newsletter if we can get it in in time. Not sure when the next one comes out.