Setting: The Ellis House
(Mom is sweeping the floor after dinner)
Dad: I'm going to check on Chloe, she's been too quiet.
Dad: OH CHLOE NO!!!!
Emma: (starts crying) CHLOE, WHY, WHY WOULD YOU CUT YOUR OWN HAIR?
Mom: (laughs in disbelief that it has been almost 30 years since she heard her daddy yell, "OH DANA NO!!!!")
But, they didn't have i-phones or blogs back in 1982 so my mom wasn't able to torture me as well...