This is Not Good. This is Not Good.

Setting: The Ellis House
(Mom is sweeping the floor after dinner)
Dad: I'm going to check on Chloe, she's been too quiet.
Dad: OH CHLOE NO!!!!
Emma: (starts crying) CHLOE, WHY, WHY WOULD YOU CUT YOUR OWN HAIR?
Mom: (laughs in disbelief that it has been almost 30 years since she heard her daddy yell, "OH DANA NO!!!!")

But, they didn't have i-phones or blogs back in 1982 so my mom wasn't able to torture me as well...

April Fools Day

I'm so behind on posts it's not even funny.  You can read the previous post for at least part of the reason of my blogging absences.    Anyway, since there was so much expressed interest on facebook about my desire to torture my child this morning, I figured I'd announce my results.  Hopefully I'll get around to an update of March soon.   And for you generous souls that suggested that I'm the "most fun mother ever".  It is a dream of mine.  But I assure you, it has more to do with the fact that I'm the youngest of 16 cousins which left me with a pent up desire for revenge that had to wait until I had my own children to pick on.  

I'm still trying to figure out this new computer and new version of PS which is my excuse for the lousy collage you'll find below.  

And to my OLDER sister who was born a fool, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!  

Dana